Bob and the Blonde....
June 1st, 2012, 09:45 AM
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Bob and the Blonde....
Bob walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM.
He sat down next to a blonde at the bar, and stared up at the TV.
The 10 PM news was coming on.
The news crew was covering the story of a man on the ledge
of a large building preparing to jump.
The blonde looked at Boband said,
"Do you think he'll jump?"
Bob said,
"You know, I bet he'll jump."
The blonde replied,
"Well, I bet he won't."
Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said,
"You're on!"
Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar,
The guy on the ledge
Did a swan dive off the building,
Falling to his death.
The blonde was very upset,
But willingly handed her $20 to Bob.
"Fair's fair. Here's your money."
Bob replied,
"I can't take your money.
I saw this earlier on the 5 PM news,
So I knew he would jump."
The blonde replied, "I did, too,
But I didn't think he'd do it again."
Bob took the money.
He sat down next to a blonde at the bar, and stared up at the TV.
The 10 PM news was coming on.
The news crew was covering the story of a man on the ledge
of a large building preparing to jump.
The blonde looked at Boband said,
"Do you think he'll jump?"
Bob said,
"You know, I bet he'll jump."
The blonde replied,
"Well, I bet he won't."
Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said,
"You're on!"
Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar,
The guy on the ledge
Did a swan dive off the building,
Falling to his death.
The blonde was very upset,
But willingly handed her $20 to Bob.
"Fair's fair. Here's your money."
Bob replied,
"I can't take your money.
I saw this earlier on the 5 PM news,
So I knew he would jump."
The blonde replied, "I did, too,
But I didn't think he'd do it again."
Bob took the money.
June 1st, 2012, 01:12 PM
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LOL
blond #1 was driving down the road and seen out her window another blond #2 rowing a boat in a dry field. blond #1 slammed on the brakes, got out of the car and went right up to the ditch and started yelling at blond #2. she said, it is blonds like you that make us blonds look so bad! if i knew how to swim i would swim out there and kick you A$$!
blond #1 was driving down the road and seen out her window another blond #2 rowing a boat in a dry field. blond #1 slammed on the brakes, got out of the car and went right up to the ditch and started yelling at blond #2. she said, it is blonds like you that make us blonds look so bad! if i knew how to swim i would swim out there and kick you A$$!
June 1st, 2012, 01:30 PM
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June 1st, 2012, 01:38 PM
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The blonde AND THE LORD
A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many books on the subject, and finally getting all the necessary tools together, she made for the ice.
After positioning her comfy footstool, she started to make a circular cut in the ice. Suddenly, from the sky, a voice boomed,
"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."
Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice, poured a thermos of cappuccino, and began to cut yet another hole. Again from the heavens the voice bellowed,
"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."
The blonde, now worried, moved away, clear down to the opposite end of the ice. She set up her stool once more and tried again to cut her hole.
The voice came once more,
"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."
She stopped, looked skyward, and said,
"IS THAT YOU LORD?"
The voice replied,
"No, this is the manager of the hockey rink."
After positioning her comfy footstool, she started to make a circular cut in the ice. Suddenly, from the sky, a voice boomed,
"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."
Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice, poured a thermos of cappuccino, and began to cut yet another hole. Again from the heavens the voice bellowed,
"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."
The blonde, now worried, moved away, clear down to the opposite end of the ice. She set up her stool once more and tried again to cut her hole.
The voice came once more,
"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."
She stopped, looked skyward, and said,
"IS THAT YOU LORD?"
The voice replied,
"No, this is the manager of the hockey rink."
June 1st, 2012, 02:46 PM
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June 1st, 2012, 03:49 PM
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How about the blonde who was noticed by her husband opening the door and walking out to the mailbox, coming back empty handed and sitting back at the desk. Two minutes later she did it again then a 3rd and 4th time. Her husband finally asked "What are you doing?" She replied that every time she sat at the desk the computer said "you got mail...."
June 1st, 2012, 03:55 PM
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June 1st, 2012, 04:36 PM
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June 1st, 2012, 08:49 PM
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Major blonde moment. Don't forget to check the headlight fluid....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bon1x-3g4C8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bon1x-3g4C8
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