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Old September 7th, 2007, 09:14 PM   #2 (permalink)
texasred
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A priest, a rabbi and a moose walk into a bar. You think one of them would have seen it!


No...wait...


Three newlywed couples are having dinner together.

First husband looks at his wife and says, "Can you pass the sugar...Sugar?" The wives all giggle at his romantic humor.

Second husband (not wanting to be outdone) looks at his wife and says, "Can you pass the honey...Honey?" Again, the wives giggle and blush over the pun.

After thinking a bit, the third husband looks at his wife and says, "Can you pass the tea...bag?"

C.J.
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