Its hard to smoke a camel their tails get in the way

 

Aw please I won't show it to anyone. Trust me.

its raining and storming here in good old webb foot Washington so I think I will retire to the bar and pour a stout one.

 

ROTFL! mmm...mmm...mmm!!

Those lovely pump girls are lovely, maybe citcapp dated them?
Grey Goose? Thats some good stuff from what I've seen, my dad bought a huge bottle of it for my big sister/oldest sibling for her birthday and she's his favorite and he knows his booze, I get nothing but grief from him.

My daughter recently found a bottle of vodka stashed way back in the corner cabinet in the kitchen.
She figured it was community property and promptly drank it over a few days/hours/minutes? then told me about her find.
I don't even know where it came from but that's not the point, sharing is caring.
I just saw a bottle of vodka in the freezer, the girl takes after somebody and it's sure not her mother.
A petite five foot two inches and she can pound down booze like a dockhand, brings home and eats a couple of double-beast Whoppers with cheese for dinner like nothing and then she's stares at my food.
That damn Redgoat, maybe I should have a paternity test done?

Coors?
That would be considered cruelty to animals giving that stuff to that bear.
I don't know what it is but it sure ain't beer IMO.
Everybody knows bears like Hamm's anyway.

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I would have paid The Bandit to take the Coors back across the Missississippi and no rush, it can't go bad, it already is.

"Westbound and down, loaded up and truckin'".

I'll drink it if you twist my arm, has to be both of them until they break so I can't stop you from forcing it down my throat.

 

Yeah, your lovely pump girls don't look half bad for old chicks, do they? Citcapp, check your picture albumns!! And, do you have a well or city water out there??? You're startin to sound like us! But it's ok... I think.

So you have a vodka lovin child, huh? My kind of girl!! When I drink, it's usually a vodka sour. I like vodka collins, but not too many places know how to make them... so they tell me anyhow! They probably just don't want to make them!

My bottle of Grey Goose was a Christmas gift a couple years ago (yes, years) from Noel, a guy I used to work with. We used to have fun at my previous place of employment!! Then my boss Marc (the one in his 30's) decided to get patriotic and join the Army, and new management came in and the place turned in to hell with flourescent lighting, so one by one we drifted away. We all still see each other though, so it's all good!! I guess I'm just saving that bottle for a special ocassion!

It does sound like your daughter may have some of Redgoats uh.. traits!! I'd keep my eyes open if I were you! Scares me!!!!

So Coors would not be good for the bear, huh?? Maybe that's why Larry acts like he does!! No, I can't blame that. He's been a Bud guy ever since I've known him, but switched to Coors almost a year ago. The bear will have to settle for Giant Eagle wine in a box!! Nothing but the best!! Hamm's... I never even heard of it! You're a Ham!!! Where do you get this stuff from? You just crack me up!
Jerry Reed... you're not!

I'd really hate to have to hurt you, and I'm sure Laura wouldn't appreciate it either, so we'll just put a nipple on your bottle and have the bear feed you like a baby!!

 

Hey, I like old chicks

I had second thoughts about ******* the Coors and was up all night pondering the deed, I was right.
It's not that bad, it's worse.
I jest, to each their own but there's no accounting for bad taste.
Now Larry will really be after me, "You can be ******* Sandy but don't be ******* my beer now......Fool!"

Gigantic Eagle wine is fine monkey chewed tobacco on the street car line.
I roll a box up in my T-shirt sleeve like 50's punks cig's and drink it right out of the dispensing straw.

As I fell asleep and dreamed
I dreamed I was in a Benny Hill movie
And that I was the star of the movie
This really blew my mind, the fact that me,
an overfed, long-haired leaping gnome
should be the star of a Benny Hill movie.

She poured some of the wine from the box into the Dixie cup
And raised it to her lips
And just before she drank it, she said:

Spill the wine and take that bear co co co chunk
Spill the wine and take that bear!

 

Where the heck is Rob?

He started this thread and then bailed before ya'll got on one of his favorite subjects.

Since we've gone to the subject of Rotten Potatoes, I believe I can speak with the authority of Joe P on this subject.

Ditch the Grey Goose and other overpriced swill and try some LUKUSOWA

Moderately priced and the best stuff go'in. 100% potato vodka

Personally, I like it with Clamato Juice w/ a lime. That gives you your daily allowance of veggies and essential nutrients. Lime, Potatoes, Tomatoes and Clams.

 

got a 40 pounder sittin on top of the fridge unopened right now. It will probably stay there for a bit yet. Absolut vodka , pretty good stuff but if the girlfriend gets her way she will turn it into home made kahlua. All you need is some sugar and vanilla a big kettle and cook it on top of the stove. it actually comes out pretty good. I also have a 40 of some home made stuff that could power a funny car. You need to muster up some courage to take a swig of that stuff.

 

Nice thing about being is sales is this time of year all the vendors bring me bottles for the holidays and restock my shelves, haven't bought booze in years, except special scotch.

 

 

Somethin funky goin on with my puter here.... I think it just couldn't handle that last post by Bluevista!!! Gotta log out and try again!!!

 

Yep! Them are fightin words right there!! "You can dis my woman, but don't be dissin my beer!!"

And while we're on the subject.... sorry guys, but he started it!!!

"There's a tear in my beer cause I'm cryin for you dear..."


B - double E - double R U - N Beer Run
B - double E - double R U - N Beer Run
All we need is a ten and five -er
A car and a key and a sober driver......


Dough - The thing that buys my beer...
Ray - The guy who sells me beer...
Me - The guy that drinks the beer...
Fa (r) - A long way to get beer...
So - I'll have another beer...
La - It's time for one more beer...
T - No thanks I'm havin beer...
And that brings us back to Dough...O...O...O...


Beer: Now THERE'S a temporary solution!

 

Jamesbo... This is where Rob is. He deserted you, buddy!

On vacation along the Oregon coast 10-31 to 11-15. - This is the good life...


Words of Wisdom...

And God said: Let there be vodka! And He saw that it was good. Then God said: Let there be light! And then He said: Woah - too much light!!

 

Now why didn't I think of that Start a thread, leave town and see what happens when Sandy and Blue Vista get a holt to it.

He really is missing one of his favorite subjects.

Oh that's right he out there on the left coast and I think it's still a storm'in.

Citcapp is it still rain'in like a cow ...... on a flat rock out thar?

 

You make me laugh Jamesbo!!! Rainin like a cow on a flat rock... mmm...mmm...mmm!

 

Sandy,

Obviously, your sheltered life has kept you in the dark when it comes to the habits of bovines.

 

I love it when you use those fancy words.... Sorry I never really paid attention to where the cows were peeing!!!!! I'll try to work on that!!!

 

You guys, leave you alone for a while and see what happens?

Cows nows?
Where is the bear?
I never seen a cow pee'n?


Sandy loves those fancy Jamesbo words.
Fancified southern gentleman words that is, it must be the accent, she has a thing for them and has them too.
Jamesbo whispers sweet nothings in that drawl and Sandy gets stars in her eyes.

All I can hear and picture is Foghorn Leghorn?

"Your head is a like a church steeple boy
Because I think you done got bats in your belfry"

I agree, I do.
Tune in, Turn on, Turn Bat.
See???
I think I have to get the Anti-Thermal Bat-Q-Tips out of my utlity belt.

 

I believe this thread has officially gone in the ditch

 

Yep washed the rock away along with the cow

 

I don't think any of us are right anymore!!! From the chair and the bear, to Benny Hill, to alcohol, to camels, to alcohol again, to somethin being different about everyone but Allan and I, to cows peein on rocks, to Foghorn Leghorn, to bats, to those wonderful southern drawls (****** stars),... and now we're missing the bear, the cow, and the rock it was peein on!!!!!!!

I'm sittin here laughing with tears rollin down my face, and pains in my side!!!! Larry asked me what the heck I'm laughing about, and I had to tell him there's no way I can explain it!!

 

Yeah, maybe Jamebo's right as usual and this thread needs to be put out of it's misery.

Rob started it, he was the enabler.
Like trying to keep one of Oldsguy's bums from jumping on a ham sandwich, don't blame Sandy and me.

Rob's out of town? I wondered where he was.
Did the east coast so now he's doing a guided tour of the left coast lighthouses??
When he gets around to the north coast maybe we can meet up for a beer or something.

Lets start a new thread talking behind Rob's back since he isn't here, what he don't know won't hurt him.
I'm not saying Rob is strange , but single guys do get stranger and stranger the older they get.

I'll have been married 29 years to the same person steady tomorrow if I make it so I don't think I'm strange....am I Redgoat?

No you aren't.

Thanks Red.

 

So the dual personality is what happens after 29 years of marriage, wonder how many I have after 43 years, be quiet, no you be quiet, why don't both of you shut up so I can finish this message, why don't the three of you go to the other room with the other four so I can finish this, bang, pow, biff (sounds of a fist fight) damn it beat myself up again but at least the voices are quiet for now

 

43 years? Wow, you guys have been married a long time to your wife, congratulations.

Thanks citcapp, now I know what Redgoat and I have to look forward to, more friends!!

I just want to know who pays when you go out?
That Redgoat is a cheapskate and always orders the most expensive items on the menu and stiffs me for the bill.
Same thing at the bar, he likes top shelf booze, drinks like a fish and buys rounds all night.
I just get a beer because he gets pre-loaded before we go out and I always have to be the designated driver.
The guy disappears when the tab needs to be settled up at closing every time, then he harrasses the waitresses at Denny's when we stop for some food with his smart aleck attitude.
He loosened the top on the pepper shaker last time and I dumped a big pile of it all over my Moon over My Hammy breakfast.

 

I know what you mean. I always ask for a U shaped booth for me and my friends and then order a round for all eight of us the waitress always looks at me a little strange as I slide around the booth drinking and talking to my other selves. They just don't understand what it takes to keep all of these voices under control.

 

Geeze Louise citcapp

7 Pookas?

You got Elwood P. Dowd beat to a pulp.

 

Well all good things must come to an end, so they say. It sure was fun though!

Wow! Laura has put up with you for 29 years, huh?? That's great!!

My congratulations to you both!! Made me stop and think that I could have been married that long, had I not decided to get un-married a few times along the way!

I sincerely wish the two of you many more years of wedded bliss!! It's supposed to be a beautiful day again tomorrow - perfect for an anniversary! You take good care of my "sis"!!

 

You crack me up!!! I think Redgoat has added a little fun and mystery to your marriage, which are good things! He is such a character!! And he can be verrry distracting! LOL!! I think Denny's has made all their money on the "feelin no pain after the band stops playin and the bars are closed" crowd!

Just don't tell poor Laura that when you all hit the 43 year mark, that you're gonna go all Sybil-like! She may not be able to handle that!! Of course you may luck out and get some nice new friends like Green Cutlass and Gold Engine to add to the family tree!




Oh Citcapp... We done got to all of you, didn't we??? This thread was enough to bring out personalities we thought were long gone, dead, and buried!!! 43 years.... are you all sure you only have one wife??

 

Rumors of this thread's death have been greatly exaggerated, it's like a Vampire or something.
Maybe Wolfman98 can kill it once and for all.
He has experience, everybody saw the movie "Dracula vs.The Wolfman".


Thanks for the congratulations Sandy.
Makes me stop and think if I can remember ever being single. rolleyes:

Laura is very understanding, she's always says "Don't worry, your dad's just like that" to the kids.

The Streetsyltucky Denny's has gone downhill since the The Wal-Mart closed and moved down the street.
I miss the the cloud of smoke when you walked in there before the laws too.
They do have that little romantic Paris cafe-like iron livestock pen patio outside in front of the parking spaces.
Maybe I'll take Laura to The 'Boro flea market for a special gift and then over there for our anniversary today. They have really cool chinesium Samurai sword sets at the flea.
Sit on the Denny's patio and gaze at a the cell phone tower. Eiffel tower or cell phone tower... what's the difference?
I don't think she wants Mama's Boy Barbeque Ribs down at Cedar and Lee in the Heights again this year.

It is a beauteous day, too bad The Prettiest One can't go outside and play.
I have to clean the house gutters but Laura says I'm nuts and won't let me. She'd rather not be here when I walk around on the roof leaning over the edge with the backpack blower on.
I told her I would let Redgoat do it but she still said no.

The U shaped booth is brilliant, do you get seperate checks and split the tip?
I hate when they won't do seperate checks for large parties.

Citcapp could do a Benny Hill chase video singlehandedly.

 

Just think my wife never knows how she is going out with, every date it like a first date. She tells everyone that she has four boys and I'm just the oldest and last to grow up. Never going to either na na na na.

 

Dracula vs. The Wolfman? Didn't see that one but why don't you just install those gutter shields so you don't have to do that leafblowing/ don't you know that running one of those backpack leafblowers for 30 minutes puts out as much CO2 as driving your car for 2000kms?
Are you sure there is just you and redgoat inside that head of yours cause that last tyrate sounded like 4 or 5 different folks. if you and citcapp ever got together to meet at a restaurant or somewhere you would have to phone ahead to reserve 4 tables
You guys keep reminding me of why it is I never got married

 

I don't think a stake through the heart could kill this thread!!!

Please don't tell me you took Laura to Denny's today!!! Talk about the last of the big time spenders!!! You could have splurged for The Roadhouse!!! Get one of those 3 pound sweet potatoes and split it!! LOL! I don't want to know why you want swords either... unless they're a gift for her to use.. one on you, and the other on Redgoat!!

Larry did some gutter work today too. Then we planted more bulbs so the deer will have lots of variety to choose from next spring! I pulled dead marigolds up out of my beds, and finished my fall lawn accessorizing with lots of scarecrows and stuff! I love stuff!!

I went out and started the Prettiest One.... God I was tempted to back her on out and go for a ride! She was almost begging me! Such a gorgeous day!! Those friggin biting brown ladybugs were out in full force too today. I hate those things! They were in the garage on my new car cover - had to swat them away so I could uncover her. Yuck!!

I wanted to get the Intrigue washed and waxed, but ran out of time. That will be my next weekend's project. I need to detail under the hood too. Maybe it will keep the service engine light off!!! So far, so good....

I put a pork tenderloin on the grill this evening for dinner, and by then it was dark. Supposed to be another 70 degree day tomorrow. Wish I didn't have to go to work! I could get so much done at home! I do get to leave early though - have to go to Solon to get Nicoles senior pictures taken. There goes any money I had saved!! Always something!!

 

Variety IS the spice of life!! Or so they say! Who are they?? How many are they?? Oh Lord... here we go again!

I don't wanna grow up.... I'm an olds R Us kid....

 

Wolfman, you crack me up!! God only knows how many "others" are lurking around inside his head!!! I'm afraid we got to Citcapp... before he even got a chance to meet us! Or it was the city water... cuz we're ok. I think. Aren't we Allan?? Redgoat??

It's ok to get married Wolfman. She'll just have to love all of you!! We usually adjust to the "others"! Or sometimes we kill them. Depends.

 

Okay I just found this thread this morning. (Guess I wasn't paying attention last night) Still laughing at most of the comments, especially from Cutlassgal, bluevista and wolfman. But i have to ask Citcapp a question. Why did everyone think of you when they saw this special chair? I am guessing that they must all be dialed in on your sense of humor?

 

This thread is taking on a life of it's own.

I wouldn't be doggin' split personalities Wolfman.
That much CO2 for my leaf blower huh? I'll have to get a bigger blower and drive more because I'm taking everybody with me when I go.
Kilometers?
We use miles here so it must actually produce zero CO2??
Gutter screens and hats are for sissies, stought-hearted manly-men clean gutters on rickety ladders and walk on roofs with leaf blowers.

I know it's hard to find single woman up there on the lonely and cold tundra, compatible Wolfwoman must be really rare.
"Bride of Wolfman98" sounds like a good movie, a litter of little hairy Wolfman babies running all over chasing the Polar Bears and howling at the full moon would be a "cool" scene.
The moonlit midnight feedings after metamorphosis would be more convenient for Mrs. Wolfman and all the little Wolfmanlets.
Poor old Octomon can only feed two at a time.



I think we may need a wooden stake and some silver bullets to kill this thread. Just wait until Rob sees what he has doth wrought upon this site upon his return from his great northwest volcano-top Flying Monkey vs. Bigfoot tag team wrestling match and lighthouse tour.
I hope he bought his seats ahead of time because the local redneck bigfoots sell-out the venues every time.

I need to get to work but I'm self-employed, and work is really slow, and it is like summer, and I don't want to kill the job so we're playing hookey today.
The boss just sits around like a schlub on the PC goofing off anyway.

I won't tell you I went to Denny's Sandy, the Roadhouse is for you rich Twinsburgers peoples.
The Samurai swords are for wife Laura to let Redgoat and me borrow, I got us/her a ping-pong table last year.
Citcapp could choose up teams for Volleyball.

It must have smelled sort of good but been uncomfortable sleeping with marigolds in your beds Sandy????

Ladybugs have never bitten me?
They must have mistaken the Prettiest One for a big fat green aphid and you got too close.

We were washing and grooming dogs most of the day yesterday, at least somebody was.
Why weren't you draining the anti-freeze and yanking hoses and brackets off in preparation for engine paint Sandra.
"He helps those who help themselves"
On second thought, "Too many cooks spoil the broth".

Don't wash the Intriguing engine with the hose anymore, makes air pumps and secondary air vlaves or valves go kaput.

Pork tenderloin on the grill is excellent.
Thanks for not inviting me over.
I wouldn't of had to spend all that cash on Laura at Denny's.
Laura's oven is the grill until the food won't cook from the cold anymore, her winter cookbook is the yellow pages take out restaurant listings.

I've been through the senior pic deal two times.
If you go for all those photo studio bells and whistles you may have to sell parts from your car to pay for it.

I won't grow up ee-ther na na na na na na.
Arrested multi-personality development is is is fun-un.

Miss Sandra can see many different faces when she looks through her magical Romper Room mirror.

 

Naw, they just think I'm so old that I can't get around without the motorized chair. They pick on me a lot, causes me to seek solice in drink

 

You are right about that Allen , wolfwomen are hard to come by up here in the Great White North. Them damned yankee trophy hunters killed off most of my species years ago and we are just now starting to make a comeback
lately been trying to date the regular female species but the relationships don't last long cause every full moon I end up inviting them over for dinner and they end up the main course
The swords sound like they may be a little dangerous to play with if they are the real thing We have a store up here that sells all kinds of things like that, supposedly ornimental but could take your head off
I played volleyball all through high school and a little college so now in my old age I enjoy severe tendonitis in both shoulders , that and cutting and dragging trees for the last 5 out of 6 years.
I do enjoy pork tenderloins on the grill although I like just about any meat cooked on an outdoor grill being who I am

 

It's good to have friends like that!

 

You crack me up!! It just scares me... the way your mind works!! Just not right!! Get away from that water.... NOW!!

"Little Wolfmanlets"!! mmm... mmm... mmm...

Miss Sandra is looking in her magical mirror... "Have all my friends had fun today? I see Bluevista and Redgoat - feel my evil, wicked, mean and nasty stare?????" And there's Wolfman... but I'm not listening... lalalalalala... and there's Citcapssssssss... And there's the bear!!! Sneaking up on the cow while it's peeing on the rock!!

It is a slow boring day today. But then again there's a lot of those in the steel industry any more. I'm glad I get paid to play on my computer!!! Oh look... I'm "working" through my lunch hour! Gotta go warm up the leftover burger (I made on the grill too,) and brought for lunch today. Then I have to go walk awhile. Gotta get out of here while I'm still able!!

 

We love all of you, Citcappssssssss, and have your best interests at heart!




The Alpha Male has spoken!!!!