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# 1: It is said that "crime doesn't pay" -- but if that IS true -- then maybe we should let the government run it..............


# 2: Hear the story about a broken number # 2 yellow pencil?
(There's really no point to it.)


# 3 Did you hear about the pretty young woman who didn't believe in birth control?? Do you know what you call her?? Answer: "Mommy".


# 4: I hurt my hand and it really hurt -- so I went to the hospital. There, I met the Emergency Room Nurse and she asked me I would like a shot for the pain..... "Yes", I replied, "make it Bacardi 151."


# 5: My grandpa didn't believe in flying saucers until we went to the local diner.. We were sitting, eating, when a bright white light came through all the windows.... He turned to investigate and tripped two waitresses.......


# 6: I went to the preached at the new church I was looking at, because they had very beautiful confessional booths....
I asked him, "Father, do you save naughty girls here, too?
"Yes" he replied.
"Good," I said, "Can you save me one for Saturday night???"


Okay, enjoy............. that's all, folks...........