10 Things I hate about classic Oldsmobiles!!!

Newkid8 · January 17th, 2008, 06:27 PM

I have recently acquired a 1972 Oldsmobile Cutlass "S" and it has not taken long for me to find out that there are ten things that I hate about not only my Oldsmobile but others as well:

1. I hate that whenever I drive my Oldsmobile I feel like I am cheating on my girlfriend with the "Helen" of our day.

2. I hate that I can talk about classic Cutlasses all day with no stop (other people hate this too).

3. I hate that whenever I look at a classic Cutlass I get more teary eyed then an audience watching Titanic for the first time.

4. I hate that I would probably take a bullet for a Cutlass (I would not take a bullet for most people, yes that includes my mom--just kidding mom).

5. I hate that whenever I drive my Cutlass I feel invincible and want to just dare police to catch me!

6. I hate that classic Cutlasses make most other cars look like garbage (yes I am including Ferraris and other foreign made cars).

7. I hate that my Oldsmobile 455 engine makes my car look like the Governator and import cars look like Leonardo DiCaprio.

8. I hate that classic Cutlasses are so stuck up just because they are a cut above the rest.

9. I hate that classic Cutlasses will not let anyone drive them but must choose you to drive them. They are very picky!

10. Most importantly, I hate how classic Cutlasses will make anyone who drives one look cooler than James Dean.

If there is anything you would like to add please be my guest.

ozoneblue · January 17th, 2008, 07:52 PM

Is this a inherited Thing? Are you driving your Fathers OLDS? Did your mother have her own Olds ? I Must warn my children!

Newkid8 · January 17th, 2008, 08:17 PM

Naw. It was not inherited. However ever since I saw my older brother's 1967 jet black Camaro, I knew I loved muscle cars. The sheer power and beauty of them has overwhelmed me ever since. I believe for every person there is a car . My dad had a GTO. My brother had his Camaro. I have my Cutlass. I always thought a Corvette Stingray was my car but when I saw the movie "Demolition Man" I knew that Oldsmobile was for me! When I saw my car in the warehouse covered with dust and having all these bondo spots on her, I knew that she was calling out to me. So I traded my GTO and got her. I have never regretted that decision.

Olds64 · January 18th, 2008, 10:54 AM

mroy0404 · January 19th, 2008, 09:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Newkid8

I always thought a Corvette Stingray was my car but when I saw the movie "Demolition Man" I knew that Oldsmobile was for me!.

Barneyo · January 20th, 2008, 05:34 AM

I would never have guessed you guys on this site L O V E Oldsmobiles.

Thanks for clearing it up.

Ive only had my first Olds since 2 Oct last year and I already feel the
same way.

Jokers69 · January 20th, 2008, 10:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mroy0404

nice....

marcar1993 · January 21st, 2008, 01:02 PM

Very nice.

Newkid8 · January 21st, 2008, 06:53 PM

The 442 that was posted is hot!!! I love it. That is exactly the way I had always wanted mine to look.

January 17th, 2008, 06:27 PM	#1 (permalink)
Newkid8 Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Texas! Posts: 35	10 Things I hate about classic Oldsmobiles!!! I have recently acquired a 1972 Oldsmobile Cutlass "S" and it has not taken long for me to find out that there are ten things that I hate about not only my Oldsmobile but others as well: 1. I hate that whenever I drive my Oldsmobile I feel like I am cheating on my girlfriend with the "Helen" of our day. 2. I hate that I can talk about classic Cutlasses all day with no stop (other people hate this too). 3. I hate that whenever I look at a classic Cutlass I get more teary eyed then an audience watching Titanic for the first time. 4. I hate that I would probably take a bullet for a Cutlass (I would not take a bullet for most people, yes that includes my mom--just kidding mom). 5. I hate that whenever I drive my Cutlass I feel invincible and want to just dare police to catch me! 6. I hate that classic Cutlasses make most other cars look like garbage (yes I am including Ferraris and other foreign made cars). 7. I hate that my Oldsmobile 455 engine makes my car look like the Governator and import cars look like Leonardo DiCaprio. 8. I hate that classic Cutlasses are so stuck up just because they are a cut above the rest. 9. I hate that classic Cutlasses will not let anyone drive them but must choose you to drive them. They are very picky! 10. Most importantly, I hate how classic Cutlasses will make anyone who drives one look cooler than James Dean. If there is anything you would like to add please be my guest. Last edited by Newkid8; January 17th, 2008 at 06:30 PM..

January 18th, 2008, 10:54 AM	#4 (permalink)
Olds64 Landyacht Club President Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Lawton, OK Posts: 4,286	__________________ Ferris, my father loves this car more than life itself... Apparently, you don't understand! Ferris, he never drives it! He just rubs it with a diaper! Cameron Frye Ferris Bueller's Day Off 1986

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January 20th, 2008, 05:34 AM	#6 (permalink)
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January 21st, 2008, 06:53 PM	#9 (permalink)
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