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#1CutlassSupreme · 05-12-2008, 10:47 AM

I gotta ressurect this thread...

Truth is the little zippy mobiles can be quick. You see em everyday with their primered fenders, 12' tall spoilers, coffee can mufflers, cheap black rims, and stripped down/gutted out interiors. Yes...they can take off quick from stop lights and impress the heck out out of their acne faced friends with the fart power buzzing from the tail pipe...but there is one MAJOR thing that those little guys lack...
S-T-Y-L-E
I have a fast Cutlass that I drive slow cause I'm stylin when I drive. If i had a car that looked like crap, I'd drive fast too so no one could see me.

My car looks good, sounds good, feels good, and when I put my foot on the pedal, it doesn't F%$^ around.

Style Vs. Speed: Steps for dealing with buzzers at a stoplight
If a buzzer tries to provoke you to race at a stoplight use the following steps

1.) Look over at their car
2.) Open your cutouts on the exhaust (if you have them)
3.) Rev your engine up and nod your head 'yes' like you're ready to race
4.) Once the light turns green...let them speed away as fast as they can
5.) Put your car in 1st gear and creep out nice and slow with S-T-Y-L-E
6.) Meet up with them again at the next stop light and repeat steps 1-5

Eventually they will either stop being stupid or you will have the joy of watching them receive a wreckless driving ticket and losing their license (depending on the state you live in)

Survival of the fittest...Oldsmobile style.

05-12-2008, 10:47 AM	#58 (permalink)
#1CutlassSupreme Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 54	Oldsmobile S-T-Y-L-E I gotta ressurect this thread... Truth is the little zippy mobiles can be quick. You see em everyday with their primered fenders, 12' tall spoilers, coffee can mufflers, cheap black rims, and stripped down/gutted out interiors. Yes...they can take off quick from stop lights and impress the heck out out of their acne faced friends with the fart power buzzing from the tail pipe...but there is one MAJOR thing that those little guys lack... S-T-Y-L-E I have a fast Cutlass that I drive slow cause I'm stylin when I drive. If i had a car that looked like crap, I'd drive fast too so no one could see me. My car looks good, sounds good, feels good, and when I put my foot on the pedal, it doesn't F%$^ around. Style Vs. Speed: Steps for dealing with buzzers at a stoplight If a buzzer tries to provoke you to race at a stoplight use the following steps 1.) Look over at their car 2.) Open your cutouts on the exhaust (if you have them) 3.) Rev your engine up and nod your head 'yes' like you're ready to race 4.) Once the light turns green...let them speed away as fast as they can 5.) Put your car in 1st gear and creep out nice and slow with S-T-Y-L-E 6.) Meet up with them again at the next stop light and repeat steps 1-5 Eventually they will either stop being stupid or you will have the joy of watching them receive a wreckless driving ticket and losing their license (depending on the state you live in) Survival of the fittest...Oldsmobile style.