I had to make some edits for the Gray Delta rules.
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There are some basic rules for the Cutlass.
1.) Go to the bathroom before we leave.
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Trucker bombs!!!!!!
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2.) Don't complain about there not being any "Oh SHIIIIIT!" handles to hold on to.
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No headliner.... the Oh Sh1t grasp will cut your hand open
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3.) No, you can't drive it.
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I'm tired/hammered.....you drive.
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4.) You are required to give the finger to anyone that attempts to pass the Cutlass.
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In the city, this would be HILARIOUS. Every time traffic moves an inch, you gotta flip someone off
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5.) You must be prepared to shoot back after giving the finger.
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They shot first?
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6.) No food or drink allowed in the Cutlass, not even if it's in a sippy cup.
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Empty cups go on the passenger floor.
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7.) If you touch my radio you will tuck duck and roll.
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I have no radio, because the radio sucks. Cd's/Mp3s are eligible for a quick review, but will most likely be rejected.
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8.) You still can't drive it.
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You've still got 7 hours left till Florida, I'm going back to sleep.
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9.) If you want to cruise around with me all the time...you gotta help pay for the 94 Oct and a bottle of booster  |
NO FAT CHICKS!! 4 riders max, the guy drinking the beer in the trunk must do the secret knock before I will let them out for a number one.
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And once I get her painted, there will be a no leaning rule. Yes, I can lean on the car, because I look cool and it's my car. Yes, my girlfriend can lean on the car because it makes me look even cooler. No, you can't lean on the car. You scratch the paint I'll break your arms such that you won't be able to scratch an itch in the hospital!
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If you like dirt all over your backside, lean away.