Great story!!!
I had the same thing happen to me last night.
A lady 2 blocks from me was trying to pump up a flat tire on her car in the driveway so I offered to help. She said she just wanted to put air in it because she was moving away and was going to donate it to charity. She then asked if I wanted it, to save her the trouble of scheduling a tow. I said yes, and now own a free
PuRpLe FRoDD Escort with 81000 miles on it. Hmmm....
I'm thinkin' construction sign orange with yellow and black lightning bolts for this monstrosity....... Or a dealer trade in on a slick olds.
I don't know what manner can o worms is inside this roller skate.

I just noticed that someone put the motor in the wrong way...... and it will only do donuts in reverse.