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Forum: The Clubhouse
March 29th, 2019, 02:47 AM
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Views: 68,984
Posted By Junkman

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Forum: The Clubhouse
March 28th, 2019, 06:31 AM
Replies: 1,049
Views: 68,984
Posted By Junkman

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Forum: The Clubhouse
March 26th, 2019, 08:41 AM
Replies: 1,049
Views: 68,984
Posted By Junkman

Fact check this

FACT CHECK THIS



Where's Trump's Tax Return

Press Secretary Sarah Sanders is one of the brightest people in the
current administration. She has a very quick wit about her.

During a...
Forum: The Clubhouse
February 6th, 2019, 06:25 AM
Replies: 1,049
Views: 68,984
Posted By Junkman

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Forum: The Clubhouse
February 4th, 2019, 09:12 PM
Replies: 1,049
Views: 68,984
Posted By Junkman

Camilla Parker Bowles bought a new pair of shoes...

Camilla Parker Bowles bought a new pair of shoes for her wedding which got increasingly tighter and tighter as the day went on.
That night after the festivities were finally over, she and Prince...
Forum: The Clubhouse
January 28th, 2019, 02:48 AM
Replies: 1,049
Views: 68,984
Posted By Junkman

Doctors discuss The Wall

Physicians were unable to reach a consensus: Should the U.S. build Trump's Mexican Wall?


The Allergists were in favor of scratching it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves....
Forum: The Clubhouse
January 18th, 2019, 06:18 PM
Replies: 1,049
Views: 68,984
Posted By Junkman

God said, "Adam, I want you to do something for...

God said, "Adam, I want you to do something for Me." Adam said, "Gladly, Lord, what do you want me to do?"
God said, "Go down into that valley"
Adam said, "What's a valley?"
God explained it to...
January 13th, 2019, 01:23 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 1,148
Posted By Junkman

In 10 years, GM will join the ranks of Hudson,...

In 10 years, GM will join the ranks of Hudson, Studebaker, Packard, and all the other brands that are only seen on the field of collector cars, not in showrooms. Many expected the turn around after...
Forum: The Clubhouse
January 12th, 2019, 10:44 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 1,324
Posted By Junkman

If you fall and get hurt, even if you think that...

If you fall and get hurt, even if you think that someone can drive you to the hospital, don't. Call for the ambulance, and you go to the head of the line. This is the best advise that I can give,...
Forum: The Clubhouse
December 14th, 2018, 07:13 PM
Replies: 1,049
Views: 68,984
Posted By Junkman

A man asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot...

A man asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an unusually attractive woman sitting alone at a table in a cozy little restaurant.

So the waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, "This is...
Forum: The Clubhouse
November 2nd, 2018, 08:03 AM
Replies: 1,049
Views: 68,984
Posted By Junkman

Let me tell you friends that one simple spelling...

Let me tell you friends that one simple spelling mistake--even a typo--can make your life tough.

I recently texted a short, romantic note to my wife while I was away on a fishing trip , and I...
Forum: The Clubhouse
October 26th, 2018, 06:42 PM
Replies: 1,049
Views: 68,984
Posted By Junkman

A father walks into a restaurant with his young...

A father walks into a restaurant with his young son. He gives the young boy three nickels to play with to keep him occupied. Suddenly the boy starts choking, going blue in the face. The father...
Forum: The Clubhouse
October 1st, 2018, 04:12 AM
Replies: 1,049
Views: 68,984
Posted By Junkman

One day on Lucky Hole #13, Murphy finally makes...

One day on Lucky Hole #13, Murphy finally makes his first hole-in-one.

Immediately, a leprechaun leaps into view and congratulates him.
The leprechaun says,
"For this hole-in-one, I will grant...
Forum: Big Blocks
September 30th, 2018, 02:58 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 573
Posted By Junkman

$40.01 for a set of points and condenser? You...

$40.01 for a set of points and condenser? You can find NOS Delco unit for $15 with free shipping on eBay, or a complete tune up kit, which consists of rotor, points & condenser for $20. ...
Forum: The Clubhouse
September 27th, 2018, 07:46 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 513
Posted By Junkman

I use Password, because I always have the hint in...

I use Password, because I always have the hint in front of me when it asks...:D
Forum: The Clubhouse
September 25th, 2018, 05:19 AM
Replies: 1,049
Views: 68,984
Posted By Junkman

New #2,025...

New #2,025 (http://www.348-409.com/forum/threads/to-all-my-democrat-friends.35484/post-421492)LITTLE JOHNNY'S VERY INTERESTING TAKE

Chuck Schumer was visiting a Washington D.C. primary school and...
Forum: The Clubhouse
September 23rd, 2018, 08:44 PM
Replies: 1,049
Views: 68,984
Posted By Junkman

Police work can be entertaining as well as...

Police work can be entertaining as well as dangerous.
Recently, a female Sheriff's Deputy arrested Patrick Lawrence, a 22 year
old white male, who was fornicating with a pumpkin in the middle of a...
September 22nd, 2018, 06:52 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 812
Posted By Junkman

Send me a round trip ticket, and I will come...

Send me a round trip ticket, and I will come there, and do the rebuild for you. I will even supply the kit, but you have to supply the beer... :D
Forum: Parts Wanted
September 19th, 2018, 08:07 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 346
Posted By Junkman

If all else fails for you, you can send your...

If all else fails for you, you can send your wheels to Stockton Wheel in Stockton CA, and they can repair them to be "like new". I have a friend that has a 1939 LaSalle commercial chassis hearse,...
September 19th, 2018, 10:22 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 608
Posted By Junkman

It is possible that the harmonic balancer could...

It is possible that the harmonic balancer could be off, however, it isn't that difficult to check. There are 2 hash marks on the harmonic balancer that should be in alignment. If you find that the...
September 19th, 2018, 06:45 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 812
Posted By Junkman

If your carburetor is original to your car, then...

If your carburetor is original to your car, then don't exchange it. If you want to try a rebuild, then keep your old core, and pay the core fee. You will be miles ahead keeping the old one. Many...
September 19th, 2018, 06:09 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 608
Posted By Junkman

Popping through the carburetor is usually an...

Popping through the carburetor is usually an ignition problem, not a fuel problem, as evidenced by your no start issue after a carburetor rebuild.
Timing doesn't go out by itself, but does change...
Forum: The Clubhouse
September 19th, 2018, 05:43 AM
Replies: 1,049
Views: 68,984
Posted By Junkman

Phil's parents who worked for the circus go to an...

Phil's parents who worked for the circus go to an adoption agency
where social workers raise doubts about their suitability. The couple
produce photos of their 50 foot motor home which is clean,...
Forum: The Clubhouse
August 17th, 2018, 10:24 PM
Replies: 1,049
Views: 68,984
Posted By Junkman

A small zoo in Mississippi obtained a very rare...

A small zoo in Mississippi obtained a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very difficult to handle. Upon examination, the veterinarian determined the...
Forum: The Clubhouse
August 15th, 2018, 06:06 AM
Replies: 1,049
Views: 68,984
Posted By Junkman

WISDOM FROM MILITARY TRAINING MANUALS​ 'If the...

WISDOM FROM MILITARY TRAINING MANUALS​
'If the enemy is in range, so are you.'
- Infantry Journal-

'It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed.'
- US.Air Force...
Forum: The Clubhouse
August 15th, 2018, 05:56 AM
Replies: 1,049
Views: 68,984
Posted By Junkman

A GOOD LAWYER STORY... And if you think...

A GOOD LAWYER STORY...

And if you think lawyers don't have hearts, read the best lawyer story of all time...Bar none.

The UNITED WAY realized that it had never received a donation from the...
July 30th, 2018, 07:46 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 495
Posted By Junkman

I know that Cadillac for 1969 had a rim blow...

I know that Cadillac for 1969 had a rim blow steering wheel, and it was a 1 year only part. They dropped it in 1970, because it was so problematic. I would think that Oldsmobile would have also...
July 27th, 2018, 12:42 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 886
Posted By Junkman

Not only have I heard of them, when I had my shop...

Not only have I heard of them, when I had my shop back in the 1960's, I had a 1960 Oldsmobile 98 come in with one that the ladies father had installed when the car was new. The car had about 75K on...
July 26th, 2018, 08:09 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 601
Posted By Junkman

The reason that the points in the clock "weld"...

The reason that the points in the clock "weld" together, is that battery voltage gets so low when the car is in storage, that there is not enough voltage to throw the winding mechanism. This results...
July 26th, 2018, 08:04 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 157
Posted By Junkman

Check with Snake-Oyl Seat Belt Restoration in...

Check with Snake-Oyl Seat Belt Restoration in Texas... They could possibly make up the one missing part for you, provided you send them the buckle to make sure that the buckle and tongue will match. ...
July 26th, 2018, 04:09 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 1,172
Posted By Junkman

Alcoholic beverage service would be covered by...

Alcoholic beverage service would be covered by the hotels insurance under most circumstances, and that is why most hotels don't allow you to bring an alcoholic beverage into the venue to be drank...
Forum: Electrical
July 26th, 2018, 03:58 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 1,637
Posted By Junkman

I am far from an Oldsmobile expert, however, I do...

I am far from an Oldsmobile expert, however, I do recognize the terminal end that is shown in the picture above (reposted below). That to me looks like the type of light that was more commonly used...
Forum: Parts Wanted
July 22nd, 2018, 07:14 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 212
Posted By Junkman

Head Needed 1972 455 engine

Have a friend in SD that is in need of a head for a 1972 455 engine. Anyone close to him have one. If so, please let me know in a Private Message location, price, and condition.
Forum: The Clubhouse
April 14th, 2018, 02:00 PM
Replies: 1,049
Views: 68,984
Posted By Junkman

Late night VET call

A dog lover, whose female dog came "in heat," was concerned about keeping it and her male separated. But she had a large house and she believed that she could keep the two dogs apart.

However, as...
Forum: The Clubhouse
April 8th, 2018, 07:02 PM
Replies: 1,049
Views: 68,984
Posted By Junkman

Bill Clinton, Dan Quayle and Newt Gingrich are...

Bill Clinton, Dan Quayle and Newt Gingrich are out in the Rose Garden discussing policy when all of a sudden a gigantic tornado comes and sweeps them up into the air, only to bring them crashing down...
Forum: The Clubhouse
March 30th, 2018, 10:02 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 560
Posted By Junkman

Congratulations... enjoy your new found freedom...

Congratulations... enjoy your new found freedom from work.


I retired many many years ago, and every day I get up with nothing to do, and by noon, I have half of it done, so I stop, so I will...
March 26th, 2018, 05:32 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 376
Posted By Junkman

Check the condition of the hoses. If they are...

Check the condition of the hoses. If they are hard, might as well replace them, since if one cracks and spills out the oil, you will have a mess to clean up. At the same time you are replacing the...
Forum: The Clubhouse
March 25th, 2018, 06:32 PM
Replies: 1,049
Views: 68,984
Posted By Junkman

Last day on the job It was George the...

Last day on the job



It was George the Mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood.



When he arrived at the...
March 24th, 2018, 06:34 AM
Replies: 1
Views: 486
Posted By Junkman

Kit no, however, you can get the self adjusting...

Kit no, however, you can get the self adjusting parts from another Oldsmobile or car that uses the same brake shoe number, and use those parts on your car. I believe that Self Adjusters started in...
Forum: Big Blocks
March 22nd, 2018, 10:13 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 1,370
Posted By Junkman

The material of the seals today isn't as robust...

The material of the seals today isn't as robust as the original seals. I have had more than my share of seal failures after purchasing present day seals. In the end, I sourced NOS seals, installed...
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