69Rman

Here's a good laugh for the day...

http://london.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehic...dIdZ177308038#



Duane

Jamesbo

Blue Vista is going to be on this like "White on Rice"

68conv455

Talk about crapping on another brand

Lady72nRob71

I think an import brand would have been more appropriate for the crapper...
Note the 5 gallon tank due to high fuel consumption.

This is where GTO must mean "got to go", or "got to ooze"...

Bluevista

Like white on rice Jamesbo.

The seatbelt is a nice touch.
I saw ones just like that at the Mexican restaurant but they were chebbies and there were hand grips bolted to the floor on each side of them.
Custom paint jobs with airbrushed buxom senoritas, lake pipes, hydraulics, they were really charp chorts.

That looks like a 1960s American-Standard "Cadet" series water closet to me?
A fine porcelain receptacle with large tank flushing power.
It's unlike those new federally mandated green eco-friendly low-water rice-burner toilets you have to flush five times if you throw a kleenex in for it to go down.
The new ones aren't near as tall either, used to ride the high plateau, now you're a lowrider with your knees in your chin, much like car design history.

I save them off jobs and sell them to a guy named Mookie from Midnight Plumber's Supply, he's always standing behind the dumpster at Denny's waiting to score.
He's a big boy and has a huge overcoat, when you walk by he opens it and there's toilets hanging inside it, "Psssst, I got some stuff that will really get rid of your stuff".
You should see the guys who smuggle them in from Mexico.
I really shouldn't be saying this about Mookie, I'm violating the "Dont tell, Don't sell, Don't smell" rule.

You have to watch out for those undercover potty police though, don't want them slamming the lid shut on your case.


I want a modified WC to set on top of my septic tank riser in my front yard. Hey?...if you cut a hole in the tank lid and hooked up the garden hose it would be fully operational?
I hate having to get off the tractor and run all the way in the house right in the middle of mowing the lawn, no yard tractors with built in lavatories yet, unfortunately.
I just have to figure out where to hang the toilet paper holder???

Big block 400?
There is no such thing as a big and small block poncho.
Now that is ridiculous.

Lady72nRob71

I do know that old 5 gallon toilets sell for almost 400 bucks around here on the black market.
When you look at the cost of one plumber's unclog charge, the 400 is chump change. I cannot believe the strict laws her ein toilet ownership. I see the new US "cash for crappers" program forming...

I have two 1.6 gallon crappers with little signs above the handles that say "water saving toilet - please flush twice."
I still cannot believe that so many morons expect the toilet to double as a trash can...
I also have a small sign from a boat that needs to get mounted int he bathroom: "Do not put anything in the head unless you have eaten it first."

w-30dreamin

very funny

cutlassgal

Undercover potty police??? Dumpster behind Denny's??? God, you crack me up!! LOL!! I don't like these tall toilets we have. Larry does. But he's taller than me. I have a short wheelbase!!