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June 27th, 2011, 02:00 AM
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What the hell is a dynovalve?
I have seen some tv commercials for it, and they seem to offer the same old snake oil promises... Better fuel economy, better, horsepower, longer engine life, saves the world, etc. But does not at any point demonstrate the product or even show a picture of it! The commercial goes like this:
Its just a series of about 10 pictures of cars, ranging from classics to exotics. The pictures are set to super dramatic music and the progression of the pictures starts out slow, and picks up speed as the music gets even more dramatic... Then after 20 or so seconds of that BAM!- climax. Now the backdrop is a picture of the world, and it says, "Dynovalve.. Better emmisions, better fuel economy.." etc. Like I'm supposed to stand up really fast and shout, "COOL!!!" and run out and buy one. I get kind of get offended that they think we're that stupid.
Yahoo search only yields enough information the expose that it is an Electronic PCV valve... Seriously there is more financial information on the company available than information about their actual product! Even if I was simple enough to be blown away by their $7 commercial, I would have to hire a private investigator to find out where to buy one!
I just want to know how its supposed to work. I already figure it doesn't because it would be OEM if it were that easy. Anyone know anything?
I have seen some tv commercials for it, and they seem to offer the same old snake oil promises... Better fuel economy, better, horsepower, longer engine life, saves the world, etc. But does not at any point demonstrate the product or even show a picture of it! The commercial goes like this:
Its just a series of about 10 pictures of cars, ranging from classics to exotics. The pictures are set to super dramatic music and the progression of the pictures starts out slow, and picks up speed as the music gets even more dramatic... Then after 20 or so seconds of that BAM!- climax. Now the backdrop is a picture of the world, and it says, "Dynovalve.. Better emmisions, better fuel economy.." etc. Like I'm supposed to stand up really fast and shout, "COOL!!!" and run out and buy one. I get kind of get offended that they think we're that stupid.
Yahoo search only yields enough information the expose that it is an Electronic PCV valve... Seriously there is more financial information on the company available than information about their actual product! Even if I was simple enough to be blown away by their $7 commercial, I would have to hire a private investigator to find out where to buy one!
I just want to know how its supposed to work. I already figure it doesn't because it would be OEM if it were that easy. Anyone know anything?
June 27th, 2011, 09:58 AM
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Such perpetual motion machines have been advertised ever since about a week after machines were invented. Many have been purchased, most of those were installed, none have ever worked except in the warped minds of their "creators" and the gullible minds of their purchasers.
June 27th, 2011, 01:24 PM
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June 27th, 2011, 01:41 PM
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Such perpetual motion machines have been advertised ever since about a week after machines were invented. Many have been purchased, most of those were installed, none have ever worked except in the warped minds of their "creators" and the gullible minds of their purchasers.
They are great until you stop.
But wait, there's more!!
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