VikingBlue

http://newjersey.craigslist.org/cto/4607825993.html

oldcutlass

Such a manly adv for such a wimpy car. He should of saved all the spew for a real car.

Octania

Once again, people, be mindful that CL ads are very short lived. In order for all future readers to enjoy this item, BRING THE TEXT ALONG AND PUT IT HERE:

"I should start by saying that if you are looking for a "Pajama party Barbie Cabriolet" you my friend, should keep looking. If you are looking for a short description of to the beast before you, I can offer you two words "MEAT & POTATOES". This is the All W.German, before they broke down the wall chariot of the free world.

You are not dealing with any ordinary, cookie cutter Cabriolet son. This thing was seriously been babied since coming into my hands. Real sturdy! From that day forward my life has never been the same. Winch yourself off that couch and see if you can handle this baby.

So if you are looking for a rice burning hatch back, a solar powered liberal mobile, or even a fixer-upper, keep on looking my friend this thing is a piece of Black, Red & Gold German history

This baby's purr is pumping 1.8 liters of uncensored raw fuel through her straight four nuclear power plant. And rest assured this is no metro feminine automatic. . .you command her to obey, with your calloused hand planted firmly on the shifter. And she will obey, the first time, every time. If you can't handle your stick shifter, or reach the clutch pedal, you better not ferry skip over here wanting to test-drive her. If you stall her out, you can count on getting hit in the face with a piece of re-bar and sent back where you came from.

It has A/C but are you kidding me. . ..Really! If you want to blow the sweat off your brow, you do it the old fashioned way: windows down, top down. "What if it rains?". . .You whiney bitch! I told you to stop reading. . . Any man who drives this beast doesn't give a damn about rain. Not even skin melting acid rain, Cause he's already dripping wet in blood, sweat, dip spit, and fish guts.

If you are looking for the kind of cabriolet that has to be pansy parked in the garage, so the "carpet doesn't get wet and soggy" Then you should plant your Obama sticker on some Japanese piece of sh**. Cause this thing has drain holes in the floor under the new carpets and rhino lined to let the blood drain out from the buffalo you just killed, with your bare hands. Because you are William Wallace from Braveheart and when you get home you can leave your "sissy sponge glove car wash kit" in the pink bucket it came in. Go ahead and spark up your 6000 psi heated pressure washer on the dually trailer in your man cave, cause you are Tim Gillespie and you can pressure wash your beauty on the inside. She's got lined floors with a basket handle roll in case that buffalo comes back to life while you're doing 80 over some mountain pass or flooded river.

If you're thinking about Mexican chrome bumpers for her, think again. The bumpers and rare bodykit are original BBS options from the dealership, molded over a wood burnin fire, in remarkable condition. If you get deployed you can piggy back this war wagon on a deuce and a half and chain her down tight or you can attach a trailer to your chariot and tow your wagon behind.

And forget about getting some cheap aftermarket rims, cause when you're spotted in this German Classic, there will be no questions, no further explanation required, people will understand, and get out of your way. . . . .real quick... If you think you're ready to park this panty hauler on your tract of land.

If you buy this cabriolet you better go get your old lady ready for some damn changes around your lair, cause this sh** will be happening. What will be Happening? Glad you asked. . ..

1. More chest hair.
2. You're growing a beard.
3. Meat Only Diet.
4. T-Rex for a pet.
5. You're taking a job at the lumber mill.
6. Your car carries five kegs.
7. ***** enlargement.
8. Catch more fish.
9. Wire bristled toothbrush.
10. Sex in the yard.
11. Sex in the garage.
12. All male offspring.
13. Chiseled jaw line.
14. Not giving a damn.
15. Flesh turning to steel.
16. Higher salary
17. Promotions.
18. Better looking wives.
19. Better looking mistresses.
20. More golfing
21. More killing stuff.
22. More dead animals in the KITCHEN freezer.
23. More tools in your garage.
24. Bigger TV
25. Wife takes out the trash
26. Four Wheel Drive
27. Wife brings trash can in from road.
28. Wife stops bitching about clothes on floor.
29. Wife stocks fridge with beer.
30. Chuck Norris.
31. John McCain
32. Steaks for dinner.
33. Winning the Lottery.
34. Women on the side.
35. Wrestling with bea
36. Building **** out of stone.
37. Riding Lawn Mower.
38. Bon Fires in cul-de-sac.
39. Bar Fights.
40. Wife picks you up from Thee Gentlemen's Club.
41. Craftsman Tools.
42. Jay Bisset.
43. Welding stuff.
44. Digging holes.
45. Huge Piece of meat.

Put your GPS back in your purse.

Sounds good doesn't it?

This cabriolet has carried me through miles of battlefield twice as gruesome as the second half of the movie "300″. . ..And just like a trusty steed this juggernaut has never left me stranded. If you think you've worn her out you drag this beast back to me in any condition. And I'll handle the rest.

But if you think you're going to get to whip this mule you better pony up Fifty Five Hundred Dollars. . .American Cash. I'm not selling you this car unless you are clearly going to take good care and get lots of enjoyment out of her.

Within the last 300 miles it's been pretty much restored:

New Convertible Roof top
New convertible top frame
New convertible top cables
New Exterior and Interior paint
New V-Belt
New timing belt tensioner
New timing cover gasket
New hood rod clip
New starter
New shift rod
New gear shift rod
New radiator
New motor mount
New fuel filter
New fuel pump
New vacuum hoses
New rotors
New head gasket
New pan gasket
New air filter
New spark plugs
New distributer cap
New ignition cables
New brake pads
New windshield
New windshield seal
New hood release cable
New side marker lens (all around)
New thermostat
New heater core
New control arm bushings
New ball joint
New battery
New fuses
New hoses and hose clamps
All new bulbs
New Sony satellite radio/HD/WMA/MP3 detachable face head unit Player
New Sony speakers (front and rear)
New interior carpet
New tires (with road hazard warranty from Pep Boys)"

texxas

He sure used a lot of "blah blah" to try and make a "chick" car seem macho. It didn't work, still a "chick" car. Maybe he wants to get a Miata next...

firefrost gold

I like the porta potty in the back ground how fitting .

RocketDevo

Couldn't Stop Laughing!

tannerblackart

Awesome!

joe_padavano

The fact remains that something like 85% of all Rabbit/Golf convertibles in the U.S. were registered to women.

Funny story. I once worked with a guy in the 1990s who had one of these Golf convertibles. He traded it in for an early 90s V6 Camaro - the OTHER secretary's car.