Getting divorce must sell..
June 11th, 2011, 07:19 PM
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June 11th, 2011, 08:48 PM
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Lets Compare Spec’s
2010 Chevrolet Camaro
Soon To Be Ex-Wife
Muscle Car
Pretentious Witch
SS Model
Snob Model
High Performance Motor
Motor Mouth Low performance brain
Extraordinary Acceleration
Wants Reparations
6.2L LS3 V8 producing 426 hp @ 5900 rpm
36 27 39 @ 5”8’
Produces 420 lb·ft at 4600 rpm
Produced My Kids
6-Speed Manual Transmission
1-Speed... Slow
Active Fuel Management
Active Micro Management
Independent Four-Wheel Suspension System
Fully Dependant Decision Making System
StabiliTrak electronic stability/traction control
Unstable & No Control
Competitive/Sport modes
Vindictive Modus Operandi
Launch Control
Launches argument at every opportunity
6 Standard Air Bags
Mother In Law Windbag
RS Appearance Package
Gave Up on Appearance
RS-Specific Taillamps and Wheels
used rear end needs clearence lights
Spoiler
Spoiled
HID Headlamps with Integrated Halo Rings
Devil Horns Glowing red eys and sags in all the wrong places
Variable-Rate Power Steering
Variable-Rate Bitch Mode
Throaty Exhaust
Throating Nothing Ever
Precision Handling
Loose on entry
Under 10k Miles
Over 10k Miles
Supercar Performance
Winning Drama Performance
Neon Trim Lighting Color Matched To Interior
Carpet does not match the drapes
16 cty/24 hwy mpg
2 hours between Tim Hortons
Rally Stripe package in inferno orange
Baby Stripe package-in Stretch Mark White
Competitive/Sport modes
Passive/Aggressive Modes
Brembo Four Piston Disc Brake Systems
Doesn’t Know when To Stop
Two Tone Leather Interior
To Tan Leather Exterior
Never had any problems
Too Many to list
Full Onboard Diagnostic System OBD-II
Unable to Diagnose Problem
Rack and Pinion Steering
Armpit Rack
Soon To Be Ex-Wife
Muscle Car
Pretentious Witch
SS Model
Snob Model
High Performance Motor
Motor Mouth Low performance brain
Extraordinary Acceleration
Wants Reparations
6.2L LS3 V8 producing 426 hp @ 5900 rpm
36 27 39 @ 5”8’
Produces 420 lb·ft at 4600 rpm
Produced My Kids
6-Speed Manual Transmission
1-Speed... Slow
Active Fuel Management
Active Micro Management
Independent Four-Wheel Suspension System
Fully Dependant Decision Making System
StabiliTrak electronic stability/traction control
Unstable & No Control
Competitive/Sport modes
Vindictive Modus Operandi
Launch Control
Launches argument at every opportunity
6 Standard Air Bags
Mother In Law Windbag
RS Appearance Package
Gave Up on Appearance
RS-Specific Taillamps and Wheels
used rear end needs clearence lights
Spoiler
Spoiled
HID Headlamps with Integrated Halo Rings
Devil Horns Glowing red eys and sags in all the wrong places
Variable-Rate Power Steering
Variable-Rate Bitch Mode
Throaty Exhaust
Throating Nothing Ever
Precision Handling
Loose on entry
Under 10k Miles
Over 10k Miles
Supercar Performance
Winning Drama Performance
Neon Trim Lighting Color Matched To Interior
Carpet does not match the drapes
16 cty/24 hwy mpg
2 hours between Tim Hortons
Rally Stripe package in inferno orange
Baby Stripe package-in Stretch Mark White
Competitive/Sport modes
Passive/Aggressive Modes
Brembo Four Piston Disc Brake Systems
Doesn’t Know when To Stop
Two Tone Leather Interior
To Tan Leather Exterior
Never had any problems
Too Many to list
Full Onboard Diagnostic System OBD-II
Unable to Diagnose Problem
Rack and Pinion Steering
Armpit Rack
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