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Old April 16th, 2012, 03:32 PM
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'72 Cutlass convertible abomination craigslist find

Just ran across this on my local craigslist. So sad.

posted is a 1972 cutlass convertible for sale. $10,000
http://columbus.craigslist.org/cto/2962035672.html
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I think I'm going to puke.
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Old April 16th, 2012, 04:09 PM
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Old April 16th, 2012, 04:28 PM
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I think I'm going to puke.
I already did WHY???? Oh nevermind
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That thing looks like it came off of a cheesy carnival ride. Why can't these folks find a Ford when they do this.

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I hope that price is in peso
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Would this car even be safe to drive at Highway speeds? I guess I'm getting too old to understand what makes this cool....

Just a few thoughts/questions about it.. Thinking outside of the OOO, Ah, factor.

1. Center of gravity to high? - Easy to Rollerover?
2. Cornering stability issues? - Drivability, handling performance.
3. Tires rubbing on fenders/control arms?
4. Would the stock brakes work properly with the suspension jacked up all the way around?
5. Would the steering components need to be altered to make this safe? IE: - Tie Rod Length etc.
6. Would the drive shaft need to be custom made to make this work?
7. How does putting these sized wheels effect the ball joints?
8. Would the control arms need to be strengthened/replaced from stock to be safe?
9. Would it cause more of a twist on the frame to run these sized wheels?
10. How much worse would your gas mileage be running these wheels?
11. Would your speedometer ever be correct?
12. How many blocks do you think you could travel in this car before the police had you pulled over and everyone in your cars pockets inside out? LOL
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Hey, hey, hey! The circus is in town!! Where are the clowns and elephants?? Maybe this is what pulls the popcorn wagon..........
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The Real Deal?

Is this disease contagious?
http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/cto/2947624173.html
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Originally Posted by Lady72nRob71
Where are the clowns and elephants??
Originally Posted by esisson
How many blocks do you think you could travel in this car before the police had you pulled over and everyone in your cars pockets inside out?
The elephant comes out after I turn my pockets inside out (if you remember the old joke from grammar school ).

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Originally Posted by esisson
Would this car even be safe to drive at Highway speeds? I guess I'm getting too old to understand what makes this cool....

Just a few thoughts/questions about it.. Thinking outside of the OOO, Ah, factor.

1. Center of gravity to high? - Easy to Rollerover?
2. Cornering stability issues? - Drivability, handling performance.
3. Tires rubbing on fenders/control arms?
4. Would the stock brakes work properly with the suspension jacked up all the way around?
5. Would the steering components need to be altered to make this safe? IE: - Tie Rod Length etc.
6. Would the drive shaft need to be custom made to make this work?
7. How does putting these sized wheels effect the ball joints?
8. Would the control arms need to be strengthened/replaced from stock to be safe?
9. Would it cause more of a twist on the frame to run these sized wheels?
10. How much worse would your gas mileage be running these wheels?
11. Would your speedometer ever be correct?
12. How many blocks do you think you could travel in this car before the police had you pulled over and everyone in your cars pockets inside out? LOL
How about the wheels that are made in China . Are they DOT compliant????
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Originally Posted by MDchanic
The elephant comes out after I turn my pockets inside out (if you remember the old joke from grammar school)
Never heard of that one!
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Originally Posted by Lady72nRob71
Never heard of that one!
The version I heard was about "kissing a rabbit between the ears". I think the elephant joke must be similar. lol Pull your front pockets inside out and imagine them as elephant ears.....are ya gettin' it?
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Originally Posted by Lady72nRob71
Never heard of that one!
The joke involves offering to show someone the elephant.
You pull out your pockets saying "Here's his left ear," and "Here's his right ear," and then reach for your fly saying "And here is his trunk."

Hilarious in the third grade.

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Can we all throw in a couple bucks to see that thing crushed?
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Old April 17th, 2012, 07:31 AM
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I already did WHY???? Oh nevermind
I too threw up in my mouth a little when I saw it.
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These aren't Oldsmobiles (thank God), but guys.... it can get worse:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...&v=gOlYtLezDlc
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Old April 17th, 2012, 08:33 AM
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"HOLY SH*T" is right! Those cars must have no suspension or they'd eat the inside of the fenders alive. Don't know how they can't rub when turning anyway.
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I am seeing more and more of this type of "customization". Seemingly the people who do this are more interested in the wheels than the car they carry. Ridiculous, dangerous, and downright aesthetic failure.

I have to fight the immature urge in me to punch them right in the snot-locker.
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Old April 17th, 2012, 09:56 AM
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I would have a few choice words to throw their way !
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Looks like Kate Upton with orthopedic shoes and too much lipstick.
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Should have spent $25 of that money on door hinge bushings.
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Old April 17th, 2012, 12:13 PM
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Jeez guys lighten up - he put a lot of work into that paint job.
Knowing this type of owner I bet the car is pretty clean. All it means is that someone can get a vert to turn back into a real car.
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All it means is that someone can get a vert to turn back into a real car.
No one in their right mind would even try. I can imagine that the suspension is shot and the frame might be bad too. Looks like the drivers door isn't lining up. Either bent frame or sagging door hinges. People who shoot $2000 worth of paint on a car is often hiding the problems that lurk underneath.
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These vehicles are not safe to be in the road. I was hit head on by one of these turds a couple of years ago. It was a 1986 Monte Carlo SS Aerocoupe with 28" rims and a 10" lift. We met on the road just as the front suspension broke. The car turned left instantly. It was pretty ugly. Totaled my GMC 3500 and the driver of the Monte Carlo spent about eight weeks in the hospital. Any time I see one on the road I steer pretty clear.
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Ok, its unanimous. We do an intervention and get these cars away from these blockheads. Then after a thorough $hitkicking we have them watch as we crush these abominations into little homeboy cubes.

Hilarious in the third grade?? The elephant joke STILL works!
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That is disgusting. I would give that guy a ticket for greating a public distubance. LOL!
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Ok, its unanimous. We do an intervention and get these cars away from these blockheads. Then after a thorough $hitkicking we have them watch as we crush these abominations into little homeboy cubes.

Hilarious in the third grade?? The elephant joke STILL works!
Why crush the car it's still an Olds just crush the idiot wheels and proceed with the $hitkicking
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that is awesome! i wonder if he would trade straight up for my Rallye 350!

sorry, i just had to say something differant.
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The version I heard was about "kissing a rabbit between the ears". I think the elephant joke must be similar. lol Pull your front pockets inside out and imagine them as elephant ears.....are ya gettin' it?
Fond memories of years gone by. I told that joke to a lady (i say lady because she was quite abit older than me) during our bowling league. She responded it was her favorite food. I worked at a nearby grocery store and a couple of days later she showed up and took me home with her and I got lucky Ah yea, those were the days.
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The first pic in this thread shows how they had to cut away the fenders to get those stupid rims to fit and turn !
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Sadly I see more of this stupidity all the time.Being in a car club or just going to shows etc you see a bit of everything.The dumbest looking ones are the 24 inch monsters.Sorry but last time I checked or at least thought 20 inch wheels were for semi trucks.I have to say I hate and that is a tuff or nasty word.But I hate rubberband tires and I see nice cars of all sorts even trucks on craigslist all the time with this junk on them.I had cars with 14 inch wheels for years and was more than happy with them.I am just as happy with 15's.Pickup trucks had 16's and that was the f250's and 2500's or one tons.Now it is common for 17's and 18's.
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Its a younger generation.... They do what appeals to them ijs.... If you dont give them money you cant tell them how to spend it.... Most of them respect rally wheels or ss1, ss2s, but some cant respect their taste....
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