I saw this on Craigslist, my daughter just moved to Wilmington NC and I have to see what they have.
Toronado 455 powered with front wheel drive factory, all steel body.
Not a true wagon or Vista Cruiser but it does cruise and the windshield probably has more square feet than all the glass on one.
Looks like peeling woodgrain on one side so in the same fake wood family.
Drive it off a cliff and it will survive (don't know about occupants), rumored to be indestructible.
Can be purchased by the right owner, probably check you out to see if you deserve to own it like a Ferrari Enzo.
And it does have a flat top, and sides, and front, and rear...
http://wilmington.craigslist.org/cto/931108248.html