There are some basic rules for the Cutlass.
1.) Go to the bathroom before we leave.
2.) Don't complain about there not being any "Oh SHIIIIIT!" handles to hold on to.
3.) No, you can't drive it.
4.) You are required to give the finger to anyone that attempts to pass the Cutlass.
5.) You must be prepared to shoot back after giving the finger.
6.) No food or drink allowed in the Cutlass, not even if it's in a sippy cup.
7.) If you touch my radio you will tuck duck and roll.
8.) You still can't drive it.
9.) If you want to cruise around with me all the time...you gotta help pay for the 94 Oct and a bottle of booster
