hey J, I have a Delta also...these rules are perfectly acceptable for Delta driving.
Once, me and my buds were partying (absolutely hammered), and I looked at the two I was with and i'm like, "who's sober enough to drive? i'm (expletive) hammered."
My friend Jess was like, oh i'm sober!
I threw my keys across the room, totally missed him, we piled into the Delta..it took him three tries to actually find the ignition (secondhand account), we drove about six blocks to my other buddies' house where we passed out on all his furniture.
The next day, I asked how we got there...Josh goes "you let Jess drive us home, he said he was sober."
Jess's eyes got wide and he goes, "You (expletive) let me DRIVE?! I DON'T EVEN (expletive) REMEMBER driving (expletive)hole!
Good times
