I suppose you could put windshield washer reservoirs and pumps in the back wheel wells for maximum bleachification. Get some of those old "step on" bag kinds and you get +2 sweetness points.
Also, Milkshakes are allowed in ALL Oldsmobiles. It's like an unwritten law.
Any classic car that has milkshake restrictions might as well be in the demo derby IMO.
I don't mind ricer kids, the ones by me are usually pretty cool.
but if someone comes right out of the gate as an ignorant ass, It then becomes my duty to show them a thing or 2. Being a worthless moron is easy, and any normal intelligent person can easily beat them at their own game.
Funny story, no joke:
Some kids honked at driver Johnny and I in the work truck, and were mooning us at a stoplight. After we laughed (because moonings are pretty much always funny) Johnny flicked his cigarette out the window and got him right in the crack of his ass!!!!!!! Of course then it was our turn to point and laugh.