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A Polok goes to the beach on the weekend to pick up some women. The entire day the hotties are avoiding him and flocking to an American dude. At the end of the day the Polok approaches the American and asks,
"How do you pick up all of the women? What is your secret?"
The American replies with a smile on his face. "Since you are a nice guy I will tell you. All you have to do is get a potato and put it in your pants. Then, the women will come flocking."
Astounded the Polok says, "Wow, do you mind if I try that tomorrow?"
"No problem!" says the American.
The next day the Polok comes to the beach with a potato in his drawers and strikes poses for the ladies. The entire day the women see him, point and laugh and run over to the American guy. At the end of the day the Polok goes up to the American and asks,
"What happened? I got a potato and put it in my pants. The women just laughed at me and flocked to you."
The American gives the Polok a dumb look and says, "Your supposed to put the potato in the front."
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