Osama Bin Laden dies and goes to heaven. He is standing before the pearly gates and St. Peter says to him:
"Osama, are you ready for paradise?"
"Yes!" he replies
"Then step through this door and behold your reward." comments St. Peter
Osama steps through the door and enters a 20' x 20' square room. In the far wall is another door and standing in the center of the room is George Washington! George Washington comes over and KICKS Osama's BUTT! After taking a beating, and coming within an inch of his life Osama escapes out the far door.
The next room is much like the first; however, standing in the center of the room is Benjamin Franklin. Old Ben comes over and PIMP SMACKS Osama across the face with his cane! Barely escaping Benjamin Franklin, Oama crawls through the door into a new room.
In this room is Thomas Jefferson. Big Tom comes over and puts on a pair of brass knuckles and takes Osama down like a baby seal! Brining him within a nanometer of his life Osama escapes through the door.
Again and again and again! All of the founding fathers BEAT Osama like a little red headed step child, until finally he comes before St. Peter again!
"What type of afterlife is this?" Squeals Osama, "What happened to my 99 virgins?"
With a blank look on his face St. Peter says, "That is 99 Virginians."
